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Cowboy Christmas Workout – 12/25/2018

Warm-up

“What do you call a frog that wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy”

Main Sets

“A cowboy was searching for insurance. The agent needed a record of recent accidents. The cowboy replied that he hadn’t had any accidents recently. The agent asked about a snake bit a month back. Why – that wasn’t an accident – that snake bit me on purpose!”

“What did the cowboy say to the pencil? Draw, Partner!”

“Cowboy walked out of a bar to find his horse had been stolen. He stomped back inside and told everyone that his horse had better be found because he _really_ didn’t want to do what he’d done in Texas. He had a beer and when he went outside, sure enough, his horse had been returned. When asked what he’d done in Texas, he replied that he’d walked home!”

“What did the cowboy say when his dog left home? Doggone!”

“Who do dead cowboys fight? Deadskins”

“What did the cowboy who fell off his horse say? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up”

Cool Down

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